Kyle T. has given such a
vividly eloquent review of the Miss Earth 2001 Coronation Night,
it’s very difficult for me to follow in his footsteps. But I’ll
try my best to offer my two-cents’ share of my impressions about the
event. Anyway, I also apologize for the delay of making this report
– I have so many pressing commitments in my day job that I barely
had time to squeeze in the task of writing this piece (I was extremely
exhausted – I even had to work the Sunday when the Miss Earth finals
was being held). Good thing that starting today, I have a long
vacation break – management declared a full-day work shutdown for
Halloween and the day after All-Souls.
The Miss Earth 2001 coronation night as a competition turned out to be
a night of surprise upsets and revelations – and I meant that as a
supreme compliment. As a show, however, the near-seamless presentation
that was the Miss Philippines (Earth) pageant was unfortunately not
replicated, even with the same type of staging (forest backdrop in the
first part, spare laser light stage in the second part) as in the
local version. However, it was not an embarrassment either. Generally
it’s a good enough debut for a fledgling pageant, though there were
some rough patches that had to be overcome for it to overtake the Miss
International pageant in prestige (though it has come quite close, I
might say).
Let me dissect the pageant according to its components, as follows:
A. HOSTS
Actually, Jaime Garchitorena, Channel V VJ Asha Gill and Thailand’s
Miss Asia Pacific 1997 Emma Suwanalat were very competent and were the
pictures of professionalism throughout the program. In between the
lengthy breaks due to technical adjustments, the audience in the UP
Theater was treated to the humorous and off-color banter between Asha
and Jaime. Their banter somehow reminds me of Sonny and Cher during
their 1970s variety show heyday, replete with the requisite put-downs
(Jaime called her a man who just had a sex-change operation, while
Asha responded by calling him “small” in more ways than one). I
don’t know if the ribbing was good-natured, or it’s a reflection
of mutual loathing, but it makes for fascinating viewing. The TV
audience would not have the privilege of witnessing this priceless
stuff. I agree with Kyle that in some ways, Jaime was the “weakest
link” of the three co-hosts, but just like the semi-finalists in
this pageant, he proved to be a worthy host despite a boo-boo in
mixing up the procedure of the final four round, forcing a re-take. I
wouldn’t mind having him back next year, along with Asha just to see
how far their ribbing and hilarious put-downs would go…
B. OPENING NUMBER
The
dramatic intro to accommodate Chin-Chin Gutierrez actually improved
the Dero Pedero-penned theme song. Chin-Chin was perfect as the forest
nymph who welcomed the parade of colorful costumes sported by the Miss
Earth delegates. Unlike the opinion of the majority of the people, I
hated the Miss Earth theme song, because the synth arrangements are
too embarrassingly threadbare, cheesy and dated (too 1970s disco-ey,
and it’s not Daft Punk–type of retro disco). If you ask me, the
basic melody and the relevant lyrics could stay, but I think it’s
time to consider a new arrangement. Boom Dayupay of Kulay comes to my
mind as I want something that sounds hip and cool, but I think Ryan
Cayabyab could be our best bet to reinvent the theme song – he can
give it some dramatic flourishes and some fresh, innovative touches.
Anyway, I have also observed that for the 37 of the 42 contestants I
saw in the National Costume competition more than a couple of weeks
back, a few of those delegates changed their costumes for finals night
– and in general, they were better than the ones they wore at the
Hotel Intercontinental presentation. These are: Australia (a more
feminine and less-sporty get-up), Bolivia (a more Indian-style costume
instead of the flouncy maroon dress she wore then), Colombia (a nice
Hispanic peasant dress instead of the pink evening gown that she tried
to pass off as a costume with the gold accessories), and Zanzibar (a
much nicer blue African dress).
C. FASHION SHOW / SWIMSUIT PARADE
Actually, this portion was probably the main contributor why this
pageant overshot its expected three-hour running time (but I think the
problem was mainly contributed by the constant barrage of film
segments promoting the sponsors in between commercial breaks – but
then again, without those very sponsors Miss Earth will never come to
be so we should be thankful for them). Still, seeing the delegates
parade in environmentally-themed clothing from the Fashion Designers
Assocation of the Philippines then seeing them in gold printed
one-piece swimsuits (which they wore at the recently defunct Dos
Palmas Resort in Palawan) were stylish delights. The delegates were
presented in groups of five (in groups of six for the last two
batches) in both sequences.
D. SEMIFINAL ROUNDS
The three semifinal rounds were conducted almost seamlessly, though
for the first half of the interview segment, the semifinalists had to
walk further in front of the stage to look at the wide screen before
returning to the host (Jaime in this case) to answer the question.
That problem was rectified when the production staff brought a
portable screen for the semifinalists to view in the second half. By
the way, the semifinal interview format was the FINALS interview
format for Miss Philippines (Earth) – after casual banter the
delegates will look at an environment-themed photograph and make their
own impressions / interpretations on that photograph. I like this
format, and it’s worth keeping.
In the swimsuit portion, the candidates sported blue two-piece
bikinis. Heterosexual males tuning in and in the audience witnessing
the event live would relish at the sight. For television viewers of
the evening gown parade, they will be treated to an oglefest of the
semifinalists in bikinis walking on the beach (presumably Palawan)
prior to showcasing the ladies strutting glamorously in their evening
gowns.
E. FINAL ROUND
I don’t know why they only select four instead of five finalists –
“official” reason was because of the perceived four ancient
elements in this world: earth, wind (air), fire, and water. But I also
half suspect it’s partly also a budgetary consideration (it’s a
fledgling pageant, anyway). Anyway, I like the single final question
format that has been done for years at the Miss Universe pageant. The
titling of the runner-up honors as other “elements” was a nice
innovative touch and helps exalt the runner-up position (hopefully the
cash award will likewise be exalted in the coming years).
F. PRODUCTION VALUES
For the people in the audience of UP Theater, it was a tiring
five-hour taping marred by technical glitches and lengthy technical
set-ups (the biggest problems of the night, in my opinion). I don’t
know why the audio-visual equipment seems to conk out in between
sequences. You’d probably think it’s because of our third-world
standards and technology. But then, reports of technical glitches also
happen in first-world countries like the US – the reportedly
glitch-filled VH1 Divas’ tribute to Diana Ross last year and the
first-day taping of Michael Jackson’s comeback “concert” at
Madison Square Garden last September (only a few days before the
infamous September 11 tragedy) came to mind. So, let’s give the
technical production people the benefit of the doubt. Hope they get
their equipment in perfect order next year.
Now, I know everyone has a quibble about the crown – I am with
them… The crown is too plain and non-descript. The winner deserves a
better crown. Hope Carousel Productions finds another crown-maker that
can make a more stately and elegant crown (or tiara) for next year’s
winner.
G. JUDGES
Because Kyle T. gave me the task of naming all of them, let me name
them: chairman of the panel is National Artist Director (I think)
Cecille Guidote-Alvarez (FYI: A National Artist shall always be a
Nataional Artist; there is no such thing as a “former” National
Artist). The only foreigners in the panel is this aging Japanese
singer who wore a loud floral-printed hat named Kumiko Motoya, Paul
Langlos of Avon Philippines, and Hotel Intercontinental’s General
Manager Michael Hammerle – or something to that effect (I’m not
sure if I got his surname right). The other members of the panel
include Palawan Governor Joel Reyes, Unilever’s Ramon Gautico
Macapagal, RPN-9’s Atty. William Tan, Banco Filipino’s Romeo
Aldana, and Norberto Timbol. I know it’s predominantly a Filipino
panel and there are people who have an issue with that, but I believe
that they have integrity with their final choices and had judged the
delegates fairly – even though we all wish that they include at
least one African delegate in the semifinals.
H. AUDIENCE
I forgot the capacity of the UP Theater, but it’s relatively small.
Anyway, the lower-box seats were mostly filled up. The audience is
generally an upscale mix (a major contrast to the crowd at the
Mandaluyong gym who watched the evening gown competition), with
contingents from other nationalities like Indians and Brazilians
rooting for their delegate. There are also the boisterous
pageant-loving gay Pinoys who would scream out their favorite
delegates (“We love you, Evelyn!” “Argentina! Argentina Corned
Beef!” “Kazakhstan!” “Margarita!” “Simone! Simone!”
“We love you, Shamita!” “India! India!”) in between takes when
the delegates had to remain on-stage. It was a lively delight. The
eventual winner didn’t have a vocal fan base, but the same
boisterous crowd began screaming for her after she decisively nailed
the final question.
I. DELEGATES / SEMIFINALISTS
There are actually no real surprises in the selection of the Top 10,
as they were all among the buzzed-about favorites. However, we all
wanted at least one or two African ladies to be included there, as Mz.
Kenya and Ethiopia were very impressive (and Zanzibar not that far
behind). Still, this relatively lily-white Top 10 is an extremely
high-quality exemplary group. I’ll pay tribute to my favorite
non-semifinalists in a later posting, but for now, let me give you my
assessment of the semifinalists’ performances. I will be doing this
in ascending order, with the sequence for the non-finalists (not in
Top 4) a theoretical one based on my impressions of their
performances.
10. BOLIVIA – Catherine
Villaroel. She made a bigger impression this time than her stint at
Miss International last year, where she failed to make the Top 15
because of extreme competition from the likes of Korea’s Tae-Young
Sohn, Turkey’s Hulya Karanlik, Canada’s Angeliki Lakouras,
Colombia’s Carolina Cruz, several European delegates, and of course,
the eventual winner, Venezuela’s Vivian Urdaneta. She performed very
well in this pageant, with her sweet personality and her striking
resemblance to the world’s most glamorous and beautiful movie
actress Catherine Zeta-Jones key factors that help her shut out the
formidable African contingent. Her interview in the semifinals was
like her personality – really sweet, heartfelt and sincere. She
genuinely enjoyed the places she visited, like Palawan, Cebu, and
Manila. Her height and her bottom-heavy swimsuit figure are big
minuses, however, that’s why I put her in the bottom of this bunch.
9. ESTONIA – Evelyn Mikomägi.
Ukrainian pole-vaulter Sergei Bubka was dominant in his event from the
mid-80s well into the 1990s. Unfortunately, he only won one Olympic
gold medal throughout his illustrious career back in 1988; in later
Olympiads he just wasn’t in his element when the event was being
held, and he couldn’t even land any other medal. A similar scenario
happened with Evelyn in the interview portion of this pageant – all
those who have the fortune to meet Evelyn know that she often aces
this aspect. But she ended up the cellar-dweller during the interview
round as she wasn’t able to organize her good ideas together into a
cohesive whole – when shown an image of a parched land she just
rambled on about how sad it is that this happens, and then went on
expressing disjointed ideas on how we should save the earth and not
let this happen. Still, the interview wasn’t a disaster at all, and
she made up for it with her spicy swimsuit presentation and her sexy
evening gown presentation featuring a shiny and new flesh-colored
form-fitting gown (I’m in the minority here, but I preferred her
white gown accompanied by an impeccably-styled coif better at the
Mandaluyong gym – she’s the only one among the finalists to change
her gown from the preliminary competition to the finals). Despite the
unexpectedly weak interview, she won over many fans and will not
easily be forgotten.
8. PHILIPPINES – Carlene
Aguilar. It’s not because we were the host country that Carlene made
the cut – she made it on her own merits. Solid interview, freshly
buffed-up figure, and a dramatic gown presentation brought her this
far. She countered the bad international impression our country has
recently as she declared how proud she was to promote environmental
awareness and tourism and how we proved to the world “how safe it
actually is”. She was presented with a photo of a wedding where
people are in gas masks, and she made a reference to “environmental
terrorism” and how we must unite against it. She was a solid
performer during the semis, but somehow we noticed a slight loss of
vitality. Still, she made our country proud.
7. LATVIA – Jelena Keirane. This
dead-ringer to Ashley Judd gave generic “motherhood” statements
during her interview when presented with a photo of garbage, but she
organized and expressed those generic ideas very well. She sounded
like Audrey Hepburn when she spoke that night, in my opinion. Her
sleek, slim figure and the graceful way she walks even in an otherwise
indistinct light blue evening gown helped solidify her standing.
6. U. S. A. – Abigail Royce. She
gave one of the best interviews among the semi-finalists, as she was
extremely articulate when she described a photo of someone chopping a
tree as an unfortunate reflection that we have become greedy. She’s
happy that advances in technology, like e-mail and the internet, helps
reduce the usage of paper. Abby also gave strong presentations in
swimsuit and gown, but I guess that in this very impressive group
it’s difficult for her to make the final four.
5. INDIA – Shamita Singha. She
expressed a liking for our very own green mango shake (since she
cannot eat much since she’s vegetarian). She was presented with a
photo of waterfalls, and she gave an excellent (albeit
not-so-spontaneous-sounding) response about how we should preserve our
forests and try our best to leave them untouched, so as not to tamper
with the ecological balance. Despite cribbing from the Lara Dutta
catwalk guidebook for the swimsuit presentation, the swimsuit round
was probably the factor that prevented her from advancing further. She
was impeccably elegant during the evening gown round. We all know she
was personally very disappointed and distraught about not winning,
because she was so driven to win (she wasn’t even content with even
landing a runner-up showing). Anyway, she otherwise made an excellent
impression throughout her stay, and we hope she can find consolation
with the numerous special awards she received (Costume, 1st runner-up
in the evening gown, Miss Avon, Miss Lux Super Rich Shampoo, and of
course, our very own Mabuhay Miss Internet).
Now, let’s go to the Top Four:
4. MISS EARTH-FIRE: ARGENTINA –
Daniela Stucan. This lady was consistently at her peak throughout –
she was in the Top Five in both the preliminary swimsuit and evening
gown competitions. She was also extremely strong in the semifinal
interview, where she graciously complimented Filipino men as nice and
sweet. When presented with a photo of burning tires, she also gave an
excellent response how that act is bad for everyone’s health and its
repercussions and damage would be difficult to solve and clean up.
Anyway, much has already been said about her slim, sexy figure, her
long ebony locks and alabaster skin, and her elegantly sexy red
evening gown. It’s a given she deserves a Top Four placing. Anyway,
I think the reason why she ended in fourth place instead of higher in
the final round was that she wasn’t able to actually answer the
question regarding finding the balance between technology and
environment preservation as she merely mentioned that technology is
important, war is not good, and that we have to keep our environment
clean.
3. MISS EARTH-WATER: KAZAKHSTAN
– Margarita Kravtsova. Judging from her semifinals interview, I
thought she wouldn’t go as far as the Top Four. I thought the
limited English she communicated in that round would have been a
handicap. I guess her excellent stage projection in both the swimsuit
and evening gown rounds – along with her undeniably beautiful face
and winsome charms – helped her sneak through the finals. I also
thought that Daniela would also be ranked higher than her in the final
round, but in hindsight, the quality of Margarita’s answer was
marginally better: at the very least she mentions the need for
compromise between technology and the environment. She answered in
Russian (or is it Kazakh – I’m not 100% sure in that aspect…)
with a male Filipino interpreter doing the task. I think at the very
least he did a better job than that male interpreter who interpreted
Miss Turkey, Yüksel Ak’s answers at Miss World 2000.
2. MISS EARTH-AIR: BRAZIL –
Simone Regis. Because she could barely speak English, I underestimated
Simone’s communication skills. I thought the key to her landing the
semifinals would be her elegant bearing, her charm and her spicily
sexy classic good looks, and after that she would go no further.
Imagine my surprise when her petite, apparently
barely-out-of-her-teens Portuguese interpreter unlocked Simone’s
hidden gray matter. With the interpreter’s help, Simone proved to be
extremely articulate and made a lot of sense. She effectively compared
and complimented the Philippines for its beautiful paradise beaches
with Brazil’s own paradise that is the Amazon River. When presented
with a joyful photo of a child enjoying a blast of water, she
mentioned how it is a beautiful picture depicting the pure joy of
drinking fresh clean water. She then stressed how we should keep our
air and water clean and prevent pollution from seeping through. Of
course, her va-va-voom sexy yellow gown again drew complimentary gasps
from the audience. She was a Top Four shoo-in. In the final round,
Simone likewise gave a substantial (though an ideologically different)
answer about how we actually don’t need any technology in order to
survive, even though now we use it everyday, and that what we could do
now is to have an awareness program stressing our beautiful mother
nature. But she’s not the only revelation…
1.
MISS EARTH: DENMARK – Catharina Svensson. Everyone knows
she has an inside track to the Top Ten because she is very brainy and
articulate (another proof that the stereotypes about blondes are
false), but we all thought that others have more impressive swimsuit
figures, prettier faces, excellent catwalk skills, excellent stage
projection skills, stunning evening gowns, and even stronger
communication skills (Estonia, India, Ethiopia, for example) that we
thought she wouldn’t go further than that. Her years in law school
probably gave her the skills to think on her feet, and think she does
– and she expressed her thoughts so fluidly at that. During the
semifinal interview, Jaime complimented her on her statuesque
5’11” height and wondered if height to her was a factor in dating
men. Catharina candidly and unassumingly replied that the men are
often too intimidated by her height. When presented with a picture of
people canoeing, the audience was extremely impressed with her
substantial response accompanied by a very fluid and unrehearsed
delivery of her answer – I wasn’t able to take down what she said
verbatim, but she stressed the importance of coexisting with nature,
how it is important to preserve our forests. Catharina held her own
during the swimsuit and evening gown rounds, and the goodwill
generated from her excellent interview helped bolster her case in the
Top Four. The final interview was her shining moment. While the other
three finalists were either too generic or weren’t able to organize
their ideas well, Catharina, again with her fluid delivery and
unassumingly sweet speaking voice, was the one who gave the best
answer about how do we balance technology and the environment. She
gave a specific example about how in Denmark there are new farming
technologies that help boost food production, and how this
occasionally leads to some bad side-effects, and that what was being
done about it was to develop policies to regulate their use. With that
brilliant answer we Mabuhay Pageants staffers (and the rest of the
audience) know that the crown is hers. It was a well-earned victory.
It was a thrilling experience covering the first-ever Miss Earth
pageant, and it’s heart-warming to see that the girls in general are
given the proper care that they deserve. Though I have a few
suggestions on how to make this pageant better in the coming years,
the debut started off well. Hope the efforts prove rewarding for
Carousel Productions so this could become an institution like the Miss
World, Miss Universe, and Miss International.
JUST ME!
JOSEPH
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